Seriously...

I don't understand tattoos. I honestly cannot think of any piece of artwork I love so much I have to permanently embed a copy of it into my skin. If it's the needles and pain thing you're into, go jump into a pool full of razor blades.

I have friends with tattoos, and they are tastefully done, but personally it just isn't for me. The thought that always pops into my head when I consider a tattoo is my 85 year old wrinkly body emblazoned with the Van Halen logo (or insert your favorite logo here). Now THAT'S attractive.