This just in...
A couple in Arkansas just welcomed their SIXTEENTH child into the world. OK, this just about puts every single redneck joke to the test:
Father's name: Jim Bob
Mother's hairstyle: Mullet
All kids have names starting with the letter "J" including Jedidiah and Jackson Levi.
The mother has said she wants MORE!
The father apparently recently lost a bid for the U.S. Senate, so is apparently trying to birth constitutents to vote for him.
I guess Monty Python had it right with "Every Sperm is Sacred".
posted by Roger C. @ 10/13/2005 09:51:00 AM
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Far be it from me to tell people how many children they can have (enough have tried to tell me that I shouldn't have any at all), but I still find this couple to be A) ignorant; B) selfish; C) irresponsible; or D) all of the above. I hope that new mansion they're building includes its own self-sustaining farm, power company, and sewage-treatment plant — they're gonna need it.
Meanwhile, thousands of children wait to be adopted every year.
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