Now this is laughable...

Paris Hilton has ALREADY been released from prison... after only 5 days! She has been fitted with an ankle bracelet (I am sure Paris will have it diamond encrusted) and sent home to serve the rest of her sentence due to "medical reasons".

Medical reasons... must be vapidusaberratio (go ahead and do the research on this... I dare ya!)

Yesterday i thought I was going to die. For the first time in literally about 10 years I suffered an all day allergy attack. I took an Alavert before I left the house, added a Claritin 4 hours later when that didn't work, and 3 hours later took a Benedryl (which finally provided some relief).

Friday night is a Poker night... looking forward to that. I have been "honing" my skills on the PS2 that has semi-permanently moved to my house (since the owner has purchased both a PS3 and an XBOX360). I entered the World Series of Poker Main Event (twice) and placed 9th the first time and 2nd the next! I am completely ready to compete -- against a machine that doesn't know my tell and opponents I don't have to read. On the plus side, I have a PS2 bankroll of over $6M... yeah!

From the canine world, my dog has pretty much acclimated to life in my house. She no longer completely bolts when I open a Diet Coke (bottle or can), is much, MUCH better in dealing with men (when I first got her she was incredibly skiddish around men), and believes that if I am awake, then it must obviously be playtime - period.

Talk to ya' soon.