Who's gonna change the water?

David Blane is planning a new stunt. I wanna see him get caught in the blue net...

They mention in the article how he is going to get his nutrition, but they didn't mention how he plans on taking care of the other bodily needs...err functions. Or am I the only one curious about that?

Paris Hilton has an album coming out. She is the media version of a train wreck, something most people can't turn away from, no matter how horrific. Yet somehow she still manages a bit of self delusion:

“I am so happy to have so much success. The album is sexy and fun and you will want to dance to it. People will see that I am talented. I think people like me because I am very real myself and I lead an exciting life. There is no one like me. I am unique.

“I worked hard for all this. I tell girls that if you basically work hard all your dreams will come true.”

Has anyone pointed out to Paris her dreams have come true because her family is richer than God? I will concede she is very cute (most of the time), but make no mistake, her streets are lined with gold.