Not that this means anything...
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed
onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long
been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
However, you may NOT know that in the month of March
1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Ar nold Gore,
Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard
Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara
Boxer were born.
No – seriously – read into that what you will...
posted by Roger C. @ 1/18/2007 05:32:00 AM
8 Comments:
Nice try, but this is a classic example of how urban legends and conspiracy theories begin: People see something on the internet, and assume it must be completely true.
Of course your scenario is more absurd than most.
Their actual birthdates:
Al Gore - 3/31/48
Hillary Rodham - 10/26/47
John Kerry - 12/11/43
Bill Clinton - 8/19/46
Howard Dean - 11/17/48
Nancy Pelosi - 3/26/40
Dianne Feinstein - 6/22/33
Charles Schumer - 11/23/50
Barbara Boxer - 11/11/40
Hmmm...maybe Al Gore is an alien after all.
You can't even let me enjoy that a little... Sigh.
So much for a perfect world.
b...but it was on the internets.
Well, maybe if they were aliens, it would explain their highly superior intellect.
;-)
If that's what you have to tell yourself ;)
A. Aliens, by definition, must have superior technology or they wouldn't have been able to make the trip in the first place.
B. Hacking primitive computers would be easy for them, so we can't trust electronic records.
C. Their photocopiers--also technology--should also kick ass over ours.
D. An alien's Photoshop-type software would be far better than ours, and look what WE can do with it. Therefore, we cannot trust printed records and documents.
E. Aliens are known to be able to erase and rewrite our memories. Therefore, we cannot trust the recall of relatives, midwives, etc.
So, jedesign, how can YOU say those birthdates you found are correct? Maybe Roger's info is correct and yours is the product of otherworldly manipulation.
Sometimes the simplest explanation really IS the correct one.
Oh...FYI...there were nine on the ship. Well, ten, counting Bob. Uncle Bob. Fun guy.
The five who lived were able to unpack their bikes and pedal away before the Feds arrived. It took 23.7 minutes to make it to Wisconsin. (1,234 speeds.)
Bikes are fun. I still use mine.
Oh crap! Does admitting to knowledge of superior technology qualify me as a geek?
Crap! Damn! $$(%($%! (It doesn't really translate into English, but it's a very satisfying and awful cuss word.)
No, but it does qualify you as an alien.
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