In Honor...

...of this weekend's kickoff of the NFL season, I present a joke from my sister, who more often than not helps prove that the women in my family have no sense of humor. So this is a rarity, and though not side-splitting, it should bring at least a chuckle.

Blonde at a football game–

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience."Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' HeLLLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's only 25cents!"