From the "You Have a Baby -- In A Bar!" files...

Okay, Have You Heard This One? A Toddler Walks Into a Strip Club . . . - If only it were a joke. But no, a Kansas man, Christopher Greg Killion, 31 is now at the top of our list for Father of the Year. It seems that Mr. Killion wanted to visit a strip club in Tulsa, Oklahoma but was watching his young son at the time. What to do? Why, leave the kid in the car and tell him that if he gets out that, "monsters would eat him" of course! Apparently the lad overcame his fear of monsters and shortly thereafter the manager of the club called police when the boy wandered in about 30 minutes after dad. (Can you still get a decent table that late?) The cops who arrived were not too happy with Killion, pointing out that the car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street or that it was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time. It'll be a while before dad gets another lap dance: he was arrested and taken to jail.

This story found at Bob Reno's Dumbass Daily. Pretty funny stuff!